Things to Do When You're Bored...

Try To Get Your Friend's Dog Laid

Here's an ad a friend of mine recently posted on Craigslist: (warning: despite only the best intentions, his ad was soon flagged as 'suspicious'. Not sure why.)

Cute Un-Neutered Dog Needs Some - Serious Replies Only
This is NOT a breeding post. My friend has a very handsome un-neutered dog named Pico. Pico has never in his life (3 years) had sex. We (and Pico agrees) feel very strongly that this is unacceptable. Do you, or anyone you know, have a female dog who might be available to meet him at least once,if not more, so that Pico can experience nature's great gift? Serious replies only please.

And here is a sampling of the serious thought and discussion that went into crafting the ad to make it as enticing as possible:

"i think you should mention that pico is a "healthy"dog"
"also, maybe no photo on the website, so pico can have some sort of privacy (so not everybody in the world will know that he's the one that wants to have sex). but maybe you could describe him (what is he? a CBGB?) and then send a photo to anybody who actually replies and is interested."
"and i still think you might want to consider the issue of what happens when the female dog gets pregnant? are you offering to help out with puppy care? or are there doggy prophylactics you can provide?"

"...i can't quite put my finger on it, but there's something dirrty about this."